How I see it.

thebibliosphere:

“Ridiculously easy buttermilk biscuits!” You click the link. It’s a novella about finding inner peace in suburbia. You never knew you were disturbed till now.

“Ridiculously easy green beans!” You click the link, there are twelve ingredients. None of them are green beans.

“Ridiculously easy salted pistachio caramel latte coffee cake in three easy steps!” You click the link. There are twelve steps. 

“Ridiculously easy marshmallow fondant!“ You click the link. It’s another novella about suburbia, this time about the dangers of feeding chemicals to your children. You wonder when you acquired these children and worry about their eyes. They are too bright, too happy, too shining…

“Ridiculously easy evaporated milk custard!*” *Must own own cow.

“Ridiculously easy shortcake in 12 steps!” You click the link. There are no steps.

“Ridiculously easy, easy to make, easy in three minutes, easy!” It doesn’t tell you what you’re making but you’re pretty certain it shouldn’t be hissing.

“Ridiculously easy,” the article reads, “easy, it’s so easy, easy” you hear laughing. Your face hurts why does your face hurt?

“It’s so easy,” you tell you friends, your smile is not your own. You can feel your teeth growing, “so easy, you’ll hardly feel a thing!”

buttonpoetry:

“I’ve kissed the sky more times than I ever kissed you.”

— Sabrina Benaim, from Depression & Other Magic Tricks

dykebarry:

bwitiye:

frodobell:

sorry, liberals, there’s only 0 genders

theres one gender and we have to share

mom says it’s my turn on the gender

hausofrainbows:

this is a list of magical associations for every tarot card, they can be added into spells to amplify your intentions and strengthen your manifestations

Originally posted by threadless

• Wands are connected with the Fire element and is centered around movement, direction, energy, passion
  
• Swords deal with thinking, communication, perception, and issues dealing with truth, connected to the air element
  
• Cups are connected with water, and the full spectrum of emotions. every emotion imaginable is covered in the cup’s suit.
  
• Pentacles are connected with Earth and are symbolic of manifestation, rewards,  material wealth and material abundance.
• The Fool creates new beginnings and can be paired with other cards. ex: the fool + the lovers for new romance, the fool + pentacles for new opportunities, etc.
  
• The Magician increases your power and capability on all levels, willpower, emotional security, balance within yourself, etc.
  
• The High Priestess increases your psychic abilities, mediumship abilities, and intuition
  
• The Empress will help you with creativity and creative endeavors
  
• The Emperor establishes order, structure, and command
  
• The Hierophant can be used in a lot of ways, my favorites are 1. Pairing it with the fool to attract a new mentor, 2. Using it to summon a spirit guide or ascended master
  
• The Lovers help invoke and attract love, partnership, mutual relationships, and passion
  
• The Chariot is amazing for success, and triumph. I always use this in success spells for exams, tests, and projects. The Chariot will help the best possible outcome for a situation to arise
  
• Strength will help you master your emotions
  
• The Hermit is good for rituals and meditations based going within and gaining a better understanding of your own self, and life purpose.
  
• The Wheel of Fortune can be used for luck, change, and getting a desired situation moving
  
• Justice is great for truth, legal matters, and justice 
  
• The Hanged Man buys you time for a situation you aren’t ready to face, delays events
  
• The Death card works well for ending situations, closing doors, gaining closure, and new beginnings
  
• Temperance will restore balance and serenity to any situation
  
• The Tower is best used for hexing and cursing, brings misfortune, unhappiness and chaos
  
• The Star card is good for when you are casting spells focused on gaining something, The Star card is centered around healing, openness, and hope
  
• The Moon helps develops intuitive abilities and can be used to send bad dreams
  
• The Sun is used in spells for summoning happiness, success, and health
  
• Judgement will help clear confusion and help you with understanding your life mission similar to the Hermit in that aspect
  
• The World invokes wholeness and completion
  
• Page of Wands: works with communication, messages, action, and passion
  
• Page of Cups: boosts creativity, taps into your spiritual nature to bring out new creativity
  
• Page of Swords: amplifies ingenuity and creativity, helps deliver messages from one person to another, can be used to attract someone’s attention to yourself
  
• Page of Pentacles: good for grounding and centering spell work
  
• Knight of Wands: speeds up any workings involving passion, love, and creativity
  
• Knight of Cups: speeds up workings dealing with emotions, psychic development, inner strength
  
• Knight of Swords: speeds up workings involving communication, balance, and thinking
  
• Knight of Pentacles: speeds up workings dealing with manifesting abundance, material wealth, prosperity, and creativity
  
• King of Wands: associated with leadership, command, can help you gain authority
  
• King of Cups: associated with personal feelings, can help you resolve personal conflicts and inner turmoil
  
• King of Swords: aids in strengthening your communication and speaking skills
  
• King of Pentacles: invokes luxury, great card for business success
  
• Queen of Wands: establishes a sense of self security and sufficiency
  
• Queen of Cups: develops your psychic abilities, also helps with understanding/controlling your emotions
  
• Queen of Swords: helps you develop stronger focus
  
• Queen of Pentacles: abundance, creativity, fertility
  
• Aces: used for new beginnings based on the energy represented in that suit
  
• Two of Wands: positive progress in any situation whether it be romance, health, career, etc.
• Three of Wands: business prosperity
• Four of Wands: strengthens any type of relationship
• Five of Wands: used in hexes and curses to invoke conflict, and arguments
• Six of Wands: manifests recognition, success,
• Seven of Wands: use this card when you’re in a tough situation, it will help you succeed and come out of it stronger
• Eight of Wands: directs energy and intentions towards a specific goal or purpose, helps to speed up workings 
• Nine of Wands: use this card when you come face to face with a difficult task, this card will keep you brave and strong
• Ten of Wands: can either be used to achieve something great, or it can be used in a hex or curse to manifest burdens
• Two of Cups: union, strengthens romantic relationships
• Three of Cups: strengthens a friendship
• Four of Cups: dissatisfaction with surroundings
• Five of Cups: causes despair and sadness
• Six of Cups: lifts your mood when you’re feeling down
• Seven of Cups: illusions and deceptions
• Eight of Cups: used to help you move on from the past
• Nine of Cups: make a wish and use this card’s power to grant your wish, invokes happiness 
• Ten of Cups: brings happiness to relationships of all kinds, friends, family, romantic, etc.
• Two of Swords: used in curses and hexes to cause someone to have a limiting mindset
• Three of Swords: heartbreak and emotional strife
• Four of Swords: used in healing spells, sleeping aid
• Five of Swords: manifests conflict, and failed success
• Six of Swords: this card will aid you when you face a difficult change, helps you to move on and move forward
• Seven of Swords: causes betrayal
• Eight of Swords: powerful energy that causes isolation
• Nine of Swords: sends nightmares and anxieties 
• Ten of Swords: defeat and betrayal
• Two of Pentacles: brings balance
• Three of Pentacles: strengthens business connections
• Four of Pentacles: manifests financial stability
• Five of Pentacles: financial problem
• Six of Pentacles: prosperity
• Seven of Pentacles: material abundance
• Eight of Pentacles: if you’ve worked hard this card ensures you that your efforts will be rewarded
• Nine of Pentacles: success, luxury, accomplishment
• Ten of Pentacles: success, wealth
• Negative aspects of the cards can be used for hexing and cursing